Panthers 14 - Eagles 7
I'm heartbroken. The "Rocky is so old that he's now Sandy" bit is cute and all, but Chuck D doesn't have his uppercut anymore and that actually matters. Ali Rap? You know what? Just pry open my ribcage and squat over my chest. Thanks.
I hadn't noticed the sparkles on Hank Williams, Jr.'s coat. Now he looks like an incredibly fey homeless man.
How close are we to Garcia being benched? Not at all? Let's all root for the game flow to stop stuttering more than a young James Earl Jones. It can be majestic if it just stops stammering, not unlike Jack Jefferson himself. (Now there's a boxing figure you can't take away from me.)
Update #1: GARCIA DOES NOT LOOK LIKE MCNABB, THEESMAN.
Sorry. Sorry. We haven't seen the last of Garcia; he leads a very solid drive down the field that has all the consistency and comfort of a metronome. That's a compliment, sir; you will do well to take it and move along. 14-14.
Do you think Elton John's accountants check the Monday Night Football schedule each year and automatically factor in the royalties for every Philadelphia home game?
Update #2: I am really enjoying DeAngelo Williams. He's bouncing around like a tightly-wound top; this game really benefits from that kind of nervous energy. 21-14 Panthers.
Update #3: I believe that was a shuffle pass to Buffalo. Nice work, Garcia.
Nice Rocky quote, Tony.
Feeley is warming up. Nice call, Tuffy.
3 comments:
"Jeff Garcia looking very Donovan McNabb-like."
Sure is, except for the whole homoerotic white guy thing.
I'd like to see Sly Stallone's lady in a tightly wound top. Hiyoooo, wow that's too trashy comments in a row for me. I'm scum.
two, not too, damn it all
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