Panthers 21 - Eagles 14The quarter begins with a wild jump shot by Garcia; he's the scrappy little guy at the Y during open gym. I hate that guy. 21-17 Panthers is the result.
Update #1: Anything you can do, we can do roughly equally well. 24-17 Panthers.
I just noticed Ali Rap is sponsored by Kay Jewelers. I taste copper.
Update #2: Are the Panthers just this bad on pass defense? Jeff Garcia has taken my words of whimsy personally and is laying the wood to the Panthers, completing another long pass for a touchdown. 24-24.
Oh, God...this isn't going to overtime, is it? Oh God. You promised to go gently on me for my first live blog.
Update #3: Jake Delhomme comes back to the sideline, looking for blood. Someone missed a read or fell in a wormhole, forcing Jake to fling a ball up in a high-rent game of 500. INT Dawkins.
Bryant Westbrook's QB rating isn't as great as LT's.
An almost-drive leads to an Akers chipperonenino. 27-24 Eagles.
Update #4: The two-minute warning is punctuated by one of my major annoyances: the Dr. Frist Long-Distance Injury Diagnosis. You're not doctors; you're not trainers; you're not even CPR-trained. Don't play Dr. Kildare. Keyshawn goes down before the break.
You know what I love about the Garmin commercial? It's a solid reminder that the guy in the sweater vest with the beard will never know the touch of a woman. That guy definitely needs constant reminding of his membership in the untouchable caste. Thanks, Garmin!
Elton John pockets another stack of rubles as Lito Shepard saves the game for the Eagles and millions of football fans' jobs with a tumbling interception out the back of the end zone. It overshadows yet another NFL Hits-approved Pretty Fucking Good Steve Smith play.
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You lost me at Elton John...lol
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