The Critic is a product of his generation, men known for their fanatical dedication to defeating the Soviets through Thermonuclear War and watching MTV as much as possible. Now between 30 and 40, residing in a state known for it's boundaries, The Critic takes the work of Physicists and critiques it until either the work is correct or the physicist is on mood stabilizers.
Unlike many in his field, The Critic is an avid sports fan, participant, and all around hip motherfucker. Listening to Ice Cube, drinking single malt scotch and discussing Chaos Theory may not sound hip but in fact, in some depressive way, it's tragically hip.
A lifelong fan of the New York Giants, New York Knicks, and Minnesota Twins, The Critic is well versed in the art of verbal self defense, dirty tricks, and early playoff exits. In his spare time The Critic listens to whales dying, despises television and maintains The Critical Sports Blog.
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The National Football League receives an abundance of coverage in print but strangely has few sites dedicated to providing content that looks at the underside of our beloved violent sport. Enter NFL Hits, an amalgamation of talented individuals with a taste for sarcasm and a love of the game that Roger Goodell is trying to ruin by establishing new NFL teams in Lower Mongolia.
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6 comments:
You are mean. Here, at your other blog and at deadspin. You are rude to people and make fun of colleges that you couldn't get into. Fuck you.
Oh my goodness. I can't wait to read what anonymous commenters say about me.
And I can't hardly wait to be rude to people and make fun of collegs I couldn't get into. Fuck me.
Hell, I make fun of all colleges. Especially the ones I did get into.
I love you Critic. You rock.
>>>>Tiffany
I am mean, rude, and I make fun of all colleges including my mighty Princeton.
Tiffany: If you love me send money.
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