Sunday, December 10, 2006

Packers vs. 49ers

Here are two teams that suck pretty much equally, having had similar 2006 seasons thus far. It looks like it's going to be a cold and wet no-fun zone at Monster Park today.

Coach McCarthy gets the pleasure of facing the team for which he was offensive coordinator last year, helping lead the 49ers to a sad, sad 4-12 record. Will the Packers see the same fate this year? Do they have another win left in them? Coach said this weekend that he did learn a few things from Mike Nolan while there, and he tries to incorporate some of those ideas in Green Bay. Collective sigh.

What's a p...p..pass rush?

Before this three-game losing streak, the Packers were sacking the crap out of quarterbacks and producing the kind of consistent pass rush that actually made a difference. They had 31 sacks through the first nine games, an average of roughly 3.5 per outing. During weeks 7 through 10, Green Bay won three of four games and clobbered four different quarterbacks seventeen times, including nemesis Brad Johnson.

That's a lot of grass in your face. One of Green Bay's goals for today is to force Alex Smith into quick-release mode before being pummeled to the ground. On the other hand, look for Brett to be sacked at least three times while his offensive line is called offside a dozen more.

Frank Gore Invented The Internets

With 1,217 rushing yards this season (an insane 5.5-yard-per-carry avg.), Gore is the #1 back in the NFC and is third in the NFL behind LaDainian Tomlinson, who has 1,324 coming into Sunday, and of course, Larry Johnson with 1,312 yards. Watch Green Bay's definition of a run defense try to stop Gore later this afternoon.


First Quarter Update: Packers 7, 49ers 3.

After a 72-yard run by Frank Gore, San Francisco had to settle for a 24-yard field goal. Green Bay answered with a 36-yard pass by Brett Favre to Ruvell Martin in the end zone. Gore then loses his league-leading 6th fumble of the season, heading into the second quarter.

Halftime Update: Packers 17, 49ers 6.

After recovering Gore's fumble, the Pack get just a field goal after 2 incompletes to Greg Jennings and Donald Driver. Alex Smith throws a bunch of incomplete passes then Favre hands off to Ahman Green for a 1-yard touchdown. Smith throws a few more incompletes and the 49ers settle for a 36-yard field goal. Favre was sacked with 11 seconds remaining in the half and the ball was recovered by Brandon Moore, but the clock ran out for some reason and everyone walked off the field.

Third Quarter Update: Packers 24, 49ers 13.

Smith finally started completing short passes, the important one being to Gore for his 6th TD of the year. But Nick Collins picks off Smith at the GB 26, then Favre fires a 68-yard pass to Driver at the SF 33 before DoubleD managed to avoid being tackled for 33 yards and a touchdown. Green Bay will have the ball at the start of the fourth.


Game Recap: Packers 30, 49ers 19

Brett Favre can still have fun out there.

He passed for 293 yards, leading the Packers in victory to snap a three-game losing streak while bringing their record to 5-8. Terrible. Just as awful as San Fran's present three game losing streak and 5-8 record.

Identical, if you will.

But if the Packers can make it past BJ, John Kitna and Rex Grossman, they can finish at dead even. I have a sneaking suspicion that sounds a lot easier than it's going to be for them.

Mike Nolan's suit was pretty snappy, but it wasn't enough to keep his shame from seeping out of the collar. Alex Smith was 12 of 29 for 201 yards and two picks, facing constant harassment. Vernon Davis turned a short pass into a late 52-yard touchdown, while Gore rushed for 130 yards with a TD, falling short of stopping the Cheese.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Would it be fair to say San Francisco lost the game far more than Green Bay won it?

Sooze said...

It would be more than fair.

Unknown said...

Were there volunteers from Special Olympics available after the game to offer hugs to both winners and losers?

Anonymous said...

The only thing stopping San Francisco is their lack of offensive line and defense.

Sooze said...

Haha! Do they do that Tuffy? Where do I sign up?

The only thing stopping San Francisco is their lack of offensive line and defense.

...and maybe a decent quarterback. Poor Frank Gore. His team sucks.

J.R. Brown said...

Alex is salvage material, to be honest. The lines on both sides pretty much need to head back to Sanford and Sons for removal...