I think Jay introduced him as "Ladaimian" Tomlinson. What did we(I) learn?
- LT slept with a football for a time in his younger years. He added that he didn't have a girlfriend at the time. I added puke.
- Jay Leno's mother hit him with a pan. LT couldn't run away from his mother. Dennis Miller's mom never taught him how to shut the hell up.
- Idolized Emmitt and Walter...LT, not Jay. Jay idolized Bob's Big Boy.
- LT is from Texas and was a big Cowboys fan growing up. He is now obligated to weigh in on the Romonator. He played fullback in high school until his senior year, then TCU gave him a scholarship based on seemingly that year alone. That's where LT met his wife, who is, in his words, "nice lookin." Plus, he's not a "mack daddy." LT is my favorite person.
- "It would be nice to go to the Super Bowl."
- What, that's it? You had Dennis Miller on there for a goddam year and a half. This is the next Gale Sayers and you give him five minutes? Jay Leno just force fed me diarrhea and told me it was Sara Lee.
- LT slept with a football for a time in his younger years. He added that he didn't have a girlfriend at the time. I added puke.
- Jay Leno's mother hit him with a pan. LT couldn't run away from his mother. Dennis Miller's mom never taught him how to shut the hell up.
- Idolized Emmitt and Walter...LT, not Jay. Jay idolized Bob's Big Boy.
- LT is from Texas and was a big Cowboys fan growing up. He is now obligated to weigh in on the Romonator. He played fullback in high school until his senior year, then TCU gave him a scholarship based on seemingly that year alone. That's where LT met his wife, who is, in his words, "nice lookin." Plus, he's not a "mack daddy." LT is my favorite person.
- "It would be nice to go to the Super Bowl."
- What, that's it? You had Dennis Miller on there for a goddam year and a half. This is the next Gale Sayers and you give him five minutes? Jay Leno just force fed me diarrhea and told me it was Sara Lee.
Update #1: Who the hell is KT Tunstall?
3 comments:
Dennis Miller's mom wasn't pro-choice. It's a damn shame.
Lawrence Taylor was on Leno?
Nobody doesn't like diarrhea.
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