Joe Gibbs is going to pilot his sinking ship.

So, according to the AP and the Worldwide Leader in Bullshit. Joe Gibbs is staying in the sinking Scientology funding ship known as the Washington Redskins. To quote the man himself...

"There is no equivocation. I plan on going forward and being the coach again," Gibbs said. "As long as I feel like this is where I'm supposed to be, I'm going to be here."


Say what? Joe, you're on a sinking ship. Danny Snyder is funding Tom Fucking Cruise and the Church of Scamatology! Dear Christ, fucking go back to running Tony Stewart's team and help the man get another NEXTEL/Stayfree Mini Pads Cup.

As said by one of the players who is trying to do it for him, Phillip Daniels.

"Coach Gibbs is a fighter. In all his speeches, he always says, 'I'm not going nowhere,'" Daniels told The Baltimore Sun. "I've got to believe he's not going to [quit]. He's going to get this thing corrected."

Sounds like, Phil, it's not happening with your current owner. Danny's the NFL's version of Mark Cuban. The only difference is that Mark has winning streaks. And he doesn't associate with grown adults afraid of a fake alien lord named Xenu...