Sunday, December 3, 2006

Jets-Packers: First Half Update

NY Jets 31 - Green Bay 0

THIRTY-ONE TO ZERO.

The Packers have been shutout twice in Brett Favre's illustrious career. Both have come during this season. How hard is it to get into field goal position? Pretty difficult when you've turned the ball over twice and never even stepped foot into the red zone.

After 97 total Packers yards to New York's 340 and six first downs to the Jets' 22, something has got to happen. A field goal, perhaps? That would be swell.

UPDATE: Yep, you guessed it. A field goal! The Jets now lead the Pack 31-3 with just over seven minutes remaining in the 3rd quarter. It's all I've ever dreamed of.

UPDATE #2: Favre hits Driver in the end zone, Jets 31-Packers 10. McCarthy throws his flag and gets the call on a defensive reach-around.

UPDATE #3: Pennington hands off to Washington for a 20-yard touchdown run. Jets 38-Packers 10 with 11:35 left to play.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you considered euthanasia? Perhaps someone could tell Brett that a third cousin is being held hostage in the Kiln National Bank and only a touchdown pass will free them.

Sooze said...

Someone close to him needs to die. It's the only way.

Anonymous said...

You're right but not in the way you mean. Brett needs to put down an offensive lineman each time he's sacked. That'll improve their skills.

HadesGigas said...

ING-LE MAR-TIN *clap clap clap clap clap* ING-LE MAR-TIN

Sooze said...

What a handsome young man.