Sunday and Monday are big days for NFL Hits. It's not just the excessive alcohol, Albert Haynesworth jokes, or remembering the glory days of Akili Smith. Big games are our forte and as a fan every game is big (Oakland Raider fans have permission to laugh) in the NFL.
As a group devoted to NFL coverage and exposing the absurd, hilarious, and downright obscene, this first Sunday will resemble no other in the future development of our coterie of evil writers. Today we get our feet wet and generally imbibe far too much alcohol. Next Sunday, despite the inevitable inebriation, there will be live blogging of the Sunday Night and Monday Night games.
We invite you to join us in our headquarters, located just down the street from several strip clubs. Actually you can't visit but you are able to read our latest posts via the handy feed to your right or by simply visiting over and over. Either way we are getting paid. Wait-did I say paid. No-I meant laid.
Enjoy.
As a group devoted to NFL coverage and exposing the absurd, hilarious, and downright obscene, this first Sunday will resemble no other in the future development of our coterie of evil writers. Today we get our feet wet and generally imbibe far too much alcohol. Next Sunday, despite the inevitable inebriation, there will be live blogging of the Sunday Night and Monday Night games.
We invite you to join us in our headquarters, located just down the street from several strip clubs. Actually you can't visit but you are able to read our latest posts via the handy feed to your right or by simply visiting over and over. Either way we are getting paid. Wait-did I say paid. No-I meant laid.
Enjoy.
You know it's a violent sport when Suzy is around.
8 comments:
Fringe benefits!
Laying of hands, I assume. After all, I can't use this priest collar just twice a year.
Also, if my toes are wet, it's raining or I'm incredibly drunk already. Is it raining? Please tell me it's raining.
It's noon somewhere, Tuffy. It's always noon somewhere.
So, who's joining me in the tequila sunrise called the Dallas/NY game?
Normally, I'd be with you, Rich, but I'll flip over during commercials in the CHI-MIN game. Bear down, Chicago Bears, and all that.
I'm there Rich.
Craaaaaaaaap. DAL/NYG is blacked out so we aren't the least bit distracted from the Bears game.
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